A not-very-nice alien scientist in Captain Commander abusing one of his (or her) unfortunate mutant test subjects. What a creep!
The complete view of Level 4, The Alien Science Laboratory from Captain Commander.
As you can see, these rather unfriendly aliens are doing experiments on captive humans, and mutating their kind as well! Captain Commander is here to rescue them all!
It’s a mockup of the intro cutscene for Captain Commander.
This is mere moments before Captain Commander’s crashes down & his universal translator gets busted and the Aliens start sounding pretty goofy..
You can read more about Captain Commander here!
Today’s Pixeljam #Megamonth retrospective is on Captain Commander!
So much action!
So many Atari 2600-style pixels and sounds!
So many hostile & insulting Aliens with a really bad handle on the English language!
Read things about it:
http://pixeljam.com/blog/articles/2015/05/29/captain-commander-communication-breakdown/
One more from Corporate Climber (I think) before we move on.
This is you, the player, as the CEO on his 3rd time out your office window. By this point he’s less much concerned about the whole thing.
The game is full of secrets. If you want to unlock them all, you’ve got to beat it once (one time through the corporate ladder & one time through Hell is sufficient) to get the devil costume.
The next time you play, select the devil costume in order to access Floor 13. I think you have to wear it.. The floor also might just be unlocked now after having earned it..
Go through the building 3 times, doing all the things the people are requesting, with the items you come across. Then finally you can go through Hell after you have accomplished all of that & beat it.
While you’re at it, try to not get hit by the exploding abacus balls and you’ll earn the Ninja outfit, in which you can play the game in Speed Run mode when you wear it next time you play.
You can also avoid picking up the first outfit on the basement and play the game entirely naked! Playing the game and doing the marriage secret will earn you one of 4 different wedding photos!
That’s pretty much it!
If anyone can do these things and records a video or a Let’s Play to prove it, we’d LOVE to see that! You’ll totally get a sweet prize..
Don’t feel bad.. this guy lost his mind and has been trying to hard to kill you by hurling heavy packages at you.
You can try to talk with him first, but it probably won’t do any good..
Play our 2nd-darkest game Corporate Climber on Adult Swim Games.
A more Hellish death animation from Corporate Climber. This can happen when crossing the River Styx if you’re not careful..
Giving Charon his coin fare to get that ride into Hell - in Corporate Climber
Read more about Corporate Climber in the latest Pixeljam #megamonth retrospective
Yup, you’ll have to make your way through Hell in Corporate Climber & face the Boss of Hell himself if you want to achieve your highest (or lowest?) potential.
Three kids from the same elementary school class wrote letters to me about the Glorkian Warrior books, and this was my response. I’m popping it in the mail to their teacher today.
